This software comes with NO WARRANTY WHATSOEVER. This product has not
been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and is not intended
to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If it breaks you get
to keep both pieces. Not tested on animals. Your mileage may vary.
Keep out of reach of babies and small children. For external use only.
Times are approximate. Batteries not included.
Product of more than one country. 
May contain nuts.